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Flirtation Failure: Deadline October.
Love and Laffs don't mix???!! I'm screwed. In the interest of full disclosure, I should tell you guys that I haven’t been practicing flirting. I am still a flirtation failure. I sort of smiled(ish)...
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Flirtation Failure: Playing The Tiny Tim Card
So- I haven’t really had any opportunity to flirt with the accident and all. This puts me behind for my October deadline. But no fear my friends, I have a plan. I’m going to play the Tiny Tim card....
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Pick-Up Lines That Would Definitely Work On Me
Listen, I don’t know why I think about these things. Although, conversely, I don’t know why I shouldn’t think about these things. The moral of the story is that there is a lot I don’t know. Think...
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Pick-Up Lines That Would NOT Work On Me.
NO. JUST NO. NOPE. UH UH. NOT HAPPENING. Yesterday, I shared all of the pick-up lines that would definitely work on me. So today, I thought it was really important to share the pick-up lines that...
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Loving A Celebrity. It Seems Weird.
Oh Hawkeye..... Celebrity love. Loving celebrities. Hmmmm. It seems weird, right? I mean, what, you follow them on twitter, facebook stalk them, real-life stalk them? Where is the line? And if you...
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Are You Blog Breaking Up With Me???!!!
I’ve been very honest about my failures at flirting, but what you might not know about me (and you probably don’t know because I’ve never told you before….but if you do know that would be amazing...
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Give Me Nachos Or Give Me Death!
Here’s the thing. I went to a hockey game last week. Well, that’s not the thing but it seemed strange enough to leave as it’s own sentence. The thing was that I was going with a large group of people...
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I Should Have Known….
“Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. “ -Oscar Wilde You know how, when you’re talking to your friends about past relationships, you have that moment when you say “Yeah, I...
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Lies I Told My Boyfriend
I heard that confession is good for the soul and I also heard that liar’s pants catch on fire, so, in the interest of my soul and my pants, I have some confessing to do. I wasn’t always completely...
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A Contrarian’s Rules For Dating.
So, I’m getting married in like, 5 days. And by “like 5 days” I mean, exactly 5 days. And I thought to myself, “Hey self. You’re getting married to the love of your life. You must be SUPER AWESOME at...
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